Shark Attack 2
USA/South Africa. Director: David Worth
Cast: Thorsten Kaye, Nikita Ager, Daniel Alexander, Rob van Vuuren

Some stupid guy decides to catch a gigantic great white shark for his "Waterworld" tourist attraction and you know the rest. The damn fish escapes and a shark expert, a crippled scientist, a Crocodile Dundee-wannabe and a bimbo gathers and goes on a hunt ("Sharks are evil! They deserve to die!"). Is this the most pointless formulaic Jaws-clone yet, or am I watching Baywatch? The mayor shuts down the beaches but it's too late. The shark is not alone in eating tourists and surfers, it is joined by a handful of other mutant killer-sharks, genetically improved by some Dr. Craven. There's plenty of people bitten in half but not much gore, plenty of scantily clad girls but only one boob-shot. A stinker from the director of Lady Dragon.