Kill Cruise
Germany 1990. Director: Peter Keglevic
Cast:
Jürgen Prochnow, Patsy Kensit, Elizabeth Hurley
Aka: The Storm

Two dumb British girls stranded on Gibraltar persuades a drunken German sailor to take them to Barbados. One of them falls in love with the sailor, the other is left jealous, but soon they both begin to suspect that the sailor has killed a guy on the boat. Not bad but somewhat unremarkable Dead Calm rip-off with a cool twist at the end. Though the scariest thing by far is the grotesque song & dance routine too often performed by the Kensit & Hurley wonder duo.


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