Breeders
UK 1997. Director: Paul Matthews
Cast: Samantha Janus, Todd Jensen, Oliver Tobias, Kadamba Simmons

One lucky alien monster crashlands into the basement of an all-girl college, right next to the locker-room, turning all students into drooling sleepwalking zombies. No further plot needed, but the alien comes with a mysterious leather-clothed girl who may or may not be alien too. If it wasn't for the inclusion of TV-star Samantha Janus in the lead this stopid stopid British shlocker would have been long forgotten, but now she's nude in it so we have to suffer through it. The mystery-girl is played by Kadamba Simmons who was found murdered just after making the film. Which is a tragedy, no one should be remembered for this. The monster looks really lame and plastic, the American accents and settings are laughably fake (the detective wears a cowboy hat so we know he's American) and the film itself has more than its title in common with Tim Kincaid's similar Breeders. They're both a waste of space.


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